1. Waiting in line overnight for products or movies. I just don't get this. At all. I mean, I understand that it makes people happy an' all, but -- I waited in line for an hour and a half to see Star Wars episode one, and that was plenty for me. Is it the experience? Is it the camaraderie? I'd rather buy online and wait for delivery, or buy tickets with assigned seats (yay some theaters!), or wait a week. ( though waiting for SW Ep One was actually amusing because ... )
2. Why the Fourth Doctor essentially always wins favorite doctor contests. I mean, I can get why the First Doctor never wins (patronizing and yick), and why the Sixth Doctor never wins (omg ew the writing in those episodes ew). But I do not get why the Fourth Doctor is the fan favorite even of people who didn't see him as their childhood Doctor.
2a. Why people think RTD's series is really all about how he hates DW, how he hates companions, how he hates women and people of color and plots and fans and ... wtf.
3. Automated menus. "Automated menus simplify your access to our customer support service!"
Or... you end up doing what I did this morning. See, I wanted to change to a veggie meal, which involves phoning the airline. Automated menu
: We only need a little more information! Now, what is your reservation number?Me, speaking slowly and clearly
: Z N X W C 2Automated menu
: Got it! Was that ... D M X W T Q?Me, speaking slowly and clearly
: No! Automated menu
: Sorry! Let's try again. Because some letters are hard to tell apart, try saying common words after the letters, like "C as in Charlie." For numbers, say "the number three."Me, speaking slowly and clearly and trying the NATO phonetic alphabet
: Z as in Zulu, N as in November, X as in X-ray, W as in whiskey, C as in Charlie, the number 2. Automated menu
: Great, got it! Was that ... Z M X W T Q?
*repeat five more times, using different words*Me
: OPERATOR. SPEAK TO A HUMAN.Automated menu
: Got it! Was that ... O P R T O R?Me
: How about ... I don't know my reservation number!Automated menu
: Sorry! Let's try again. Because some letters are hard to tell apart, try saying common words after the letters, like "C as in Charlie." For numbers, say "the number three."Me
: *cries into phone*
It took me a mere twenty-five minutes, but eventually I talked to a person. Who, inside five minutes, located my reservation, registered my veggie meal, changed my seats, affiliated my frequent-flyer number with my reservation, sent me a confirmation by email, etc. After twenty-five minutes
of "because some letters are hard to tell apart..."