*dies laughing* Ann Coulter cracks my shit up. She says/writes the strangest things. I occasionally think that she must be either a closet Liberal trying to make Conservatives look nutzoid by association, or a clever Conservative tool designed to trap everyone in morbid fascination while they quietly take over the world unnoticed. I mean, not really, just, she's just so impossible to fathom in her bizarreness that it seems like the explanation for her should be equally bizarre.