ha! you beat me to it. man, I honest to god think that The Sound of Wind Chimes was the first (or one of the first) pieces of fanfiction I ever read in XF fandom. I was scarred also!

the best part was when the aliens sent them back to earth, and Scully had signs of having given birth (even though she hadn't been pregnant when she went missing, like, four hours before) and the FBI couldn't figure out what that meant, so just randomly charged Mulder with sexual assault. "Uh . . . she delivered a placenta with your DNA in it. You're a rapist? I think?" AWESOME.