This is the BEST HEADLINE EVER

[eruthros]

"Monkey eludes dragnet at train station"

Me: "what? monkey? train station? where? who? huh?" Turns out the answer is wild monkey, Tokyo train station, thirty policemen. Right.

ETA: Okay, wait, maybe this is the best headline ever: "Britain's spy service seeking to hire gays." I particularly like the use of gay as a noun.

Comments

[sineala.livejournal.com]

*blinks at spy article*

1. Dude, why do spies make no money?

2. As someone who has spent the last two days obsessively reading Professionals fanfic, I laughed and laughed. In a good way.

[toft-froggy.livejournal.com]

I like them both. That 'gays' headline immediately makes one think, 'But what are they hiring them FOR?' - or maybe I've just read too many sex-club-undercover Due South stories.

[tnt6669.livejournal.com]

OOOOOH! This makes me want to move to England and call myself Jane Bond...I want a turn on Pussy Galore!!!