Warning! Totally random!

[eruthros]

And, having made it through lord alone knows how many Sentinel-bonding stories, I feel entitled to be random and post Funny IM Conversations. Because I know you all care what waywardwords and I think would happen if the actors in Top Gun were played by ducks, or what darthrami and I theorized about the NID's curtains. Or maybe just because I don't want to lose said randomness later.

Apparently swans and ducks are inherently funny, just like squid:

waywardwords: BEWARE THE SWAN!
eruthros: It is an EVIL swan.
waywardwords: Swans can be.
eruthros: It will eat all the ... whatever swans eat... so that others may starve.
waywardwords: Ravenous swans!
eruthros: Ravenous rampaging swans VS Godzilla!
waywardwords: lol.
eruthros: They destroy Tokyo!
eruthros: Again!
waywardwords: Next up: Mothra vs. the Angry Ducks!
eruthros: Mothra is so going down.
waywardwords: QUACK.
waywardwords: (They're sinister, you know.)
eruthros: *laughs*
eruthros: SINISTER ANGRY DUCKS.
eruthros: They fly in formation.
waywardwords: ATTACK DUCKS!
eruthros: There could be a prequel which was like Top Gun.
eruthros: But with ducks.
waywardwords: lol
waywardwords: And Goose will... really be a goose.
eruthros: Yes. But a goose who thinks he's a duck.
waywardwords: lol. exactly.
waywardwords: And then the Tom!duck will grow up to believe in the Alien Ducks.
waywardwords: Scientology for Mallards.
eruthros: And is against any form of medication that might make Goose realize he's a Goose.
eruthros: In part because Tom!Duck is sekritly in love with Goose!Duck.
waywardwords: Exactly.
eruthros: And they took down Mothra together in a moment of sekritlygay!duck bonding.
waywardwords: lol....
waywardwords: And then the gay penguins will show us all the one true way....
eruthros: That's the sequel, I think.

And when darthrami was over, we briefly talked about the fandoms that could actually support curtainfic. Later, on lj:

eruthros: Also? Maybourne totally has a crush on Jack O'Neill.
darthrami: :-)
eruthros: Seriously! I mean, he's always calling from the Cayman Islands and wanting to know how Jack's doing...
darthrami: ...
darthrami: does he ask about curtains?
eruthros: No.
eruthros: Usually he asks about the NID and if they're all managing to stay disentangled from the Shadow Government sorta thing.
darthrami: ahhhh
darthrami: does he ask about the shadow government's curtains?
eruthros: ... well, he SHOULD.
darthrami: :-D
eruthros: That would rock. He should totally appear behind Jack's SUV, like he does, and say "It's me, Jack. I just came by the ask you about the shadow government's curtains."
darthrami: *giggles*
eruthros: And Jack would be all "you! and what does that have to do with anything?" And Maybourne would simper, all "you don't know about the curtains, Jack?"
eruthros: It would be the best curtainfic EVER.
darthrami: YES
darthrami: you should totally write it
darthrami: and post it
darthrami: and I would leave OMG I LOV U comments
darthrami: and ask you to write a sequel
eruthros: Heee. But what could the sequel possibly be?
eruthros: Thor's curtains?
darthrami: *dies*
eruthros: (Thor also totally has a crush on Jack, actually.)
eruthros: (So that would make sense!)
darthrami: curtainfic 2: return of the curtains!
eruthros: Thor holographically projects himself into the gate room: "Colonel O'Neill, the Asgard must speak to you on a matter of supreme importance."
eruthros: And it turns out that they need help picking curtains for the human-sized stateroom in the new ship. Or possibly they need to put curtains in the Replicator ships as part of some complicated scheme to kill said Replicators.
darthrami: *dies*
eruthros: And Jack's all "why didn't you get *Maybourne* for this? He LIKES curtains!"