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... but somehow I think spray bottles of yoghurt* helps.
I must share this story with you all. Must.
Because, you see, it involves a really ridiculous marketing campaign for yoghurt. Including naked models, spray bottles, wheat flour, and, now, a fine for obscenity.
YOGHURT. In SPRAY BOTTLES. Just go read it.
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In other Weird News, Greenpeace took a dead whale and dumped it on the steps of the Japanese embassy in Berlin to protest Japanese "scientific" whaling. And I'm definitely on Greenpeace's side regarding whaling, but for some reason, I just have this hilarious mental image here -- five or six guys pull up in a huge truck and roll the dead whale onto the steps and then one of them runs up and rings the doorbell and then runs like hell. Doorbell ditching with fifty-five foot dead whale.
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Ahh, yes, Republican reforms. Rep. Bob Ney (R-Ohio) had this to say to The Hill about whether or not the Abramoff scandal would change his reelection campaign: "I’m running -- if I’m indicted, I’m running."
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*Yoghurt is a perfectly acceptable alternate spelling. And I like it better. So nyah.
I must share this story with you all. Must.
Because, you see, it involves a really ridiculous marketing campaign for yoghurt. Including naked models, spray bottles, wheat flour, and, now, a fine for obscenity.
YOGHURT. In SPRAY BOTTLES. Just go read it.
*
In other Weird News, Greenpeace took a dead whale and dumped it on the steps of the Japanese embassy in Berlin to protest Japanese "scientific" whaling. And I'm definitely on Greenpeace's side regarding whaling, but for some reason, I just have this hilarious mental image here -- five or six guys pull up in a huge truck and roll the dead whale onto the steps and then one of them runs up and rings the doorbell and then runs like hell. Doorbell ditching with fifty-five foot dead whale.
*
Ahh, yes, Republican reforms. Rep. Bob Ney (R-Ohio) had this to say to The Hill about whether or not the Abramoff scandal would change his reelection campaign: "I’m running -- if I’m indicted, I’m running."
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*Yoghurt is a perfectly acceptable alternate spelling. And I like it better. So nyah.