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Weird comment seen today in a Netflix user review:

Real people having a conversation, especially about a murder, don't just speak with one line ideas, they usually back them up with a reason or explaination for their idea.

Absolutely. ESPECIALLY when talking about a murder they committed, people're sure to speak in complete paragraphs. Possibly even standard five-paragraph essays. And, you know, I'm sure the reviewer has loads of real, personal experiences to back that statement up.

(Also? By this logic, Samuel Beckett and Tom Stoppard are two of the greatest dialogue criminals in history.)