Think John Waters on a skateboard...

From an officer of the Play and Film Control Board in the Bahamas, where BBM was just banned: "The board chose to ban it because it shows extreme homosexuality, nudity and profanity, and we feel that it has no value for the Bahamian public."

Query: what is "extreme homosexuality?"

Does it involve half-pipes?

Or snowboarding?

(Also, if "extreme" is meant to modify all three nouns, what is "extreme nudity?" I understood nudity to be an absolute.)

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Dear USA,

Why does no one here sell peach iced tea popsicles? This is a horrible wrong. Please correct this oversight immediately, as they cannot be brought here in one's carry on.

Resentfully yours,
eruthros