Ice cream!

Oh, Ithaca: the Sundae Wars. I can't c&p bits from this without ruining the joke, but suffice it to say that the cities of Ithaca and of Two Rivers, Wisconsin are both trying to bill themselves as the location of the nation's first ice-cream sundae. And the Two Rivers government recently issued a cease & desist letter to Ithaca, telling Ithacans that they could no longer attach the name of Ithaca to the sundae. (Which is hilarious in and of itself. I mean. Cease and desist letter. Especially since Two Rivers also wrote a FIGHT SONG. Yes. To the tune of "On Wisconsin.") The above link is to the mayor of Ithaca's response. And it is FANTABULOUS.