LOLvows

So I was talking to a computer geek last night, and I made a LOLcat joke, because I figured: linux! inability to live apart from internet! I can make LOLcat jokes!

But noes! He know no bukkit, never watched by ceiling cat, all bikes iz visible to him.

So, of course, I went to I can has cheezburger to find some LOLtorials so he could understand bukkits and basement cats.

And what did I find linked to on their LOLtorials page? I found... LOLcat wedding vows.

For example: "cat 1 and cat 2, marriage iz commitment and all about luv, so if u marry wifout thinkin hard about it, ur doin it wrong."