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There's the "porn is the result of every google search for sex talk" problem:
"double penetration" positions -video -vid -porn -download -movie -rapidshare
... where there's still porn showing up, plus there's no solution to the problem that all the links are for people who think that double penetration is only for slutty ladies or porn. And that it always has to involve flesh-and-blood penises and not, like, dildos. Or tentacles!
Plus I have learned that "double penetration" is a physics term. Apparently.
There's the "how do I even google this" problem:
plumber construction worker kink -porn (damnit, google, kink is not a typo for king, thanks.)
plumber construction worker kink -porn -king (oh, damn, kinks in hoses)
plumber construction worker roleplay -porn (this got me a pdf for careers roleplay; clearly wrong track. )
plumber construction roleplay bdsm -porn (this got me, kind of inexplicably, a bunch of websites about choosing plumbers, plus some forums talking about roleplay in really generic ways, plus some fannish pages over at WWOMB)
plumber roleplay bdsm -porn (now I discover that a basic problem is that plumbing is a euphemism for genitals; also I find porn where plumbers "clean women's pipes;" also I find people talking about how they want to have sex with Joe the Plumber)
tradesman roleplay bdsm -porn (oh look! kink bingo stories! that's no help.)
"rough trade" kink -porn (oh damn, music)
"rough trade" bdsm -porn (oh damn, still music, plus now some erotica)
"blue collar" bdsm (damn it, that's all places to buy leather collars available in blue!)
Listen, either some kinks are really hard to google or my google-fu is ttly weak or both.
Oh also: if I could find a page on stoned or high sex that didn't include the phrase "throughout history..." or "since ancient times..." that would be awesome, google! And stop giving me forums and answer pages all the time, please. I SAID STOP GIVING ME FORUMS WHEN I SAY MINUS FORUM, GOOGLE.
What I'm saying is, today I have googlefail. I think I'll just eat some cheesecake and ignore the internet for a while instead.
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Unrelatedly, this is the most awesome clothing thing I've seen lately! Yes, those are made of MILSPEC materials.
"double penetration" positions -video -vid -porn -download -movie -rapidshare
... where there's still porn showing up, plus there's no solution to the problem that all the links are for people who think that double penetration is only for slutty ladies or porn. And that it always has to involve flesh-and-blood penises and not, like, dildos. Or tentacles!
Plus I have learned that "double penetration" is a physics term. Apparently.
There's the "how do I even google this" problem:
plumber construction worker kink -porn (damnit, google, kink is not a typo for king, thanks.)
plumber construction worker kink -porn -king (oh, damn, kinks in hoses)
plumber construction worker roleplay -porn (this got me a pdf for careers roleplay; clearly wrong track. )
plumber construction roleplay bdsm -porn (this got me, kind of inexplicably, a bunch of websites about choosing plumbers, plus some forums talking about roleplay in really generic ways, plus some fannish pages over at WWOMB)
plumber roleplay bdsm -porn (now I discover that a basic problem is that plumbing is a euphemism for genitals; also I find porn where plumbers "clean women's pipes;" also I find people talking about how they want to have sex with Joe the Plumber)
tradesman roleplay bdsm -porn (oh look! kink bingo stories! that's no help.)
"rough trade" kink -porn (oh damn, music)
"rough trade" bdsm -porn (oh damn, still music, plus now some erotica)
"blue collar" bdsm (damn it, that's all places to buy leather collars available in blue!)
Listen, either some kinks are really hard to google or my google-fu is ttly weak or both.
Oh also: if I could find a page on stoned or high sex that didn't include the phrase "throughout history..." or "since ancient times..." that would be awesome, google! And stop giving me forums and answer pages all the time, please. I SAID STOP GIVING ME FORUMS WHEN I SAY MINUS FORUM, GOOGLE.
What I'm saying is, today I have googlefail. I think I'll just eat some cheesecake and ignore the internet for a while instead.
***
Unrelatedly, this is the most awesome clothing thing I've seen lately! Yes, those are made of MILSPEC materials.
