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[eruthros]

... my rage for Verizon knows no bounds. It is CAPSLOCK RAGE, in point of fact.

Query: aren't we supposed to be afraid of communism because it makes everything inefficient? And people don't get services? Or potatoes? Or something?

Because, well, I ain't seeing the benefits of capitalism at the moment. I WILL GO CAPSLOCK HARRY ON VERIZON'S COLLECTIVE ASSES.

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[darthrami.livejournal.com]

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RAH! I will get wicked on their asses.

[eruthros]

Excellent! *delegates wickedness*

OMGWTFVERIZON!

[researchgrrrl.livejournal.com]

Gahhhh! I'm fighting them with letters and photocopies for a bill they sent me after my service was cancelled in February. They owed me seven dollars and some change, actually, but did they refund it? Nooooo. They even decided to bill me for a whole extra month just to truly piss me off.

I FEEL YOUR VERIZON PAIN.

Re: OMGWTFVERIZON!

[eruthros]

We shall join in RIGHTEOUS CAPSLOCK RAGE! We will raise our tiny fists against the behemoth that is Verizon!

I, too, have a letter to write, but I'm waiting until I'm fairly confident of avoiding CAPSLOCK CRANKINESS in said letter.

Especially because one of the people I talked to today yelled at me for no reason -- and I was frustrated, but I wasn't blaming her or anything. All I was doing was refusing to let her transfer me back to the main verizon number and the people who had transfered me to her in the first place. And she yelled, called me an idiot, told me she could have "solved my problem ten minutes ago if you'd just let me transfer you back to the main line!" (in a reading where "solved" apparently means "gotten you out of my hair at least"), and called me a "difficult customer" who she was going to have to "transfer up the ladder of customer service" or put on hold until I "calmed down." So I hung up on her. And called again three seconds later, to the exact same number/department, reached someone who helped me and didn't yell, who didn't tell me "I can't FIND your record, so I'm going to transfer you to new service" when everyone else had found my record, and who didn't say me things like "no, obviously that can't be your order number, it starts with the wrong letter." (Me: "... right, so the fact that it's on my invoice as the order number means nothing." Her: "Well, you must be reading it wrong.") GRRRRRR.

Also, I am sorry for your stupid bill for the extra month. Because that is JUST the sort of thing they would do. OMG HATZOR. I HIT THEM WITH CAPSLOCK!STICKS.

Re: OMGWTFVERIZON!

[redbyrd-sgfic.livejournal.com]

If there is any justice in the world, this person also has Verizon telephone service, and has to rely for help on people *just like her*! Bwah-hah-hah.

And if not, have you considered Piranha-by-mail? I'm told it's very reasonable. Not that I would ever have mailed such a thing to anyone. Not even grossly incompetent truck rental people. Just to choose a (*ahem*) totally random example.