Weird News
Aug. 29th, 2003 01:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
eruthrosSFgate's bondage file amuses me so much. People are seriously weird. And so's the Associated Press.
From AP (real, honest t'god quotes):
A woman has pleaded guilty to misdemeanor battery, admitting she attacked a male stripper who failed to meet expectations during her daughter's bachelorette party.
And
City officials say one smelly employee is responsible for a new policy that requires all city employees to smell nice when reporting for work.
And
Cornell Jackson, 29, swore and yelled at Circuit Judge Michael Overstreet before bailiffs escorted him from the courtroom. The outburst followed his trial in July when he punctuated his insanity defense by loudly hooting "cuckoo-cuckoo" and dropping his pants to moon the jury.
And
A construction worker was hospitalized on Tuesday after getting drunk and paying two boys to castrate him, according to officials at the Aguascalientes state attorney general's office.
And
Police pulled over a man on a bar stool -- after a slow-speed pursuit on one of Reno's busier streets.
From AP (real, honest t'god quotes):
A woman has pleaded guilty to misdemeanor battery, admitting she attacked a male stripper who failed to meet expectations during her daughter's bachelorette party.
And
City officials say one smelly employee is responsible for a new policy that requires all city employees to smell nice when reporting for work.
And
Cornell Jackson, 29, swore and yelled at Circuit Judge Michael Overstreet before bailiffs escorted him from the courtroom. The outburst followed his trial in July when he punctuated his insanity defense by loudly hooting "cuckoo-cuckoo" and dropping his pants to moon the jury.
And
A construction worker was hospitalized on Tuesday after getting drunk and paying two boys to castrate him, according to officials at the Aguascalientes state attorney general's office.
And
Police pulled over a man on a bar stool -- after a slow-speed pursuit on one of Reno's busier streets.
