Putting a stopper in death

During a conversation on Y!M with casira, the subject turned to stoppering death.

Now I want images made of all these things:

casira: Gah, I'm just racing through references now. Picturing (Neil's) Death with a cork in her mouth, grinning around it at a very annoyed Snape....
casira: "That didn't seem to help." *muffled but cheerful* "Nope!"
...
eruthros: Suddenly I see PTerry's Death in the I Dream of Jeannie bottle. All: WELL, MR SNAPE, YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT, BUT WERE THE HAREM PANTS REALLY NECESSARY?

( More Deaths. )

If only I had any artistic ability whatsoever.