eruthros: Delenn from Babylon 5 with a startled expression and the text "omg!" (B5 - Delenn OMG)
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You guys, this is the most amazing product ever produced for sale. NO REALLY. Look at it.

Look at it.

Oh my god.

There's no scale there, but the side is the same size as a standard Swiss Army Knife. And then it's nine inches wide. And weighs three pounds.

Tools included:
Special self-centering screwdriver for gunsights
Bike chain rivet setter
Flashlight (!!!)
Telescopic pointer
Mineral crystal magnifier with precision screwdriver
Snap shackle
Cupped cigar cutter with double-honed edges (!!!)
Golf shoe spike wrench
Golf divot repair tool

I am pretty sure that this knife has been designed for the zombie apocalypse. There is a special gunsight screwdriver. (On the other hand, it would have to be a zombie apocalypse that involved... killing zombies through golf, or something. And then lighting up cigars a la Will Smith.)

Seriously, go look at the whole list of tools in it here.

Date: 2008-05-02 09:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I shred wine corks even with simple, standard corkscrews.
With this I would be like a wine-drinking Freddie Krueger! It would be a WINE MASSACRE!

Date: 2008-05-02 09:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I forgot to mention: Holy Cow, that really is amazing!

Date: 2008-05-02 11:24 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile]
zombie apocalypse
Oh, my gosh--you are so right!

Now you just need special cargo pants so that you can put it in your pocket. And don't even think about going near an airport or a courtroom with that sucker.

Dang. Brilliant Husband heard me exclaiming and came to see. So much for that as a surprise anniversary present this year.

Date: 2008-05-04 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
That has all the tools that are missing from the crew locker in the Theater on my cruise ship. I gotta get me one of those!


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