I want to be able to [citation needed] the entire web

[eruthros]

Like, all the time. Imagine the improvement! For example, as I browse the kinky web:

"Never wear nipple clamps for more than ten minutes or you will get permanent damage.^{[citation needed]}"

"This is the weirdest, most disgusting fetish EVER.^{[citation needed]}"

"Dildos cause yeast infections if you leave them in your vagina for more than half an hour.^{[citation needed]}"

Or while I'm reading politics:

"Most Americans think Obama is a Muslim!^{[citation needed]}"

"The idea that the regulators care more about coal miner safety than the coal mining companies is as silly as global warming.^{[citation needed]}"

"Nobody thinks that slavery was a good idea, so we don't need to talk about it.^{[citation needed]}"

Seriously, I would be all ^{[citation needed]} all the time. THE POWER. And think how useful it would be in dealing with irritating comment threads! "We'd listen to you if you weren't so angry all the time.^{[citation needed]}"

Comments

[pocketmouse]

I'm pretty sure that citation on the first one is somebody's mother. It rings of 'if you keep making that face, it'll stick that way.'

[eruthros]

It definitely has that flavor to it.

[happydork]

There is not enough yes in the world.

"You're censoring me!"^{[citation needed]}

[eruthros]

Oh, it would be beautiful!

[dhobikikutti]

thingswithwings linked me to this. I would tell you the post is awesome, but alas, I have no scholarly evidence to back up my emotional and irrational claim.

[eruthros]

Damn, you've revealed the flaw in my otherwise cunning plan!

[livrelibre]

Yeah, this would make my entire life!

[eruthros]

It would be a lot of fun, is all I'm saying!

Word.

[fiercelydreamed]

Re: Word.

[eruthros]

Oh, xkcd! He always knows that we want to apply what we've learned on the internet to Real Life TM.

[anatsuno]

<333

[eruthros]

<33 back atcha!

[glass_icarus]

Ahahahahah! &hearts

[trobadora]

Oooh, yes, that would be awesome. :D

[monanotlisa]

I wub you.

[majoline]

So I may or might not like this, maybe even love it, but it is GOING IN MY MEMORIES
[http://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/memories?user=majoline filed under tag: awesome]

[monanotlisa]

*cough*