Vid: Monstars Hype Mix, Space Jam

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Title: Monstars Hype Mix
Fandom: Space Jam
Song: 300 Violin Orchestra by Jorge Quintero (instrumental)
Other Audio: Below the Rim: Little Big Men of the NBA, ESPN First Take, ESPN The Jump, Detroit Pistons Becoming the Bad Boys and Unforgettable Moments, Grant Napear play by play, and Kevin Harlan play by play.
Outside Source: Blake Griffin's foot locker commercial
Length: 1:30
Contains: Some light leaks and flashes; these are spaced out and most last through several frames.
Summary: You heard of the dream team? Well, we're the mean team.

Notes: Thanks to thingswithwings and chagrined for betaing. Also, special thanks to Muggsy Bogues, Russell Westbrook, LeBron James, and all of the Detroit Pistons Bad Boys for inspiring this commentary, and to Stephen A and Skip for being amazingly, hyperbolically wrong all the time.

Download: Monstars Hype Mix, 86 MB, 1920 x 1090
Sutitles: up soon!

Streaming version:

Audio:
You heard of the dream team? Well, we're the mean team.
It is known as a game of titans …
… he's a giant among giants …
… a place where towering superstars wage epic battles.
They were hardworking, took absolutely no prisoners, really didn't care who they upset, pissed off, whatever.
He doesn't see himself as a little man.
He looks bigger than he's – than he's been. He looks massive!
I don't care how physical they were, how mean they were, they were the best team.
These boys look ruthless and vicious. It's saying: "I'm not going anywhere. You're going to have to deal with me."
It's like he just hit a turbo button.
He can jump not out of the gym, he can jump out of the universe. This has become a nearly unstoppable force.
… with no regard for human life!
A completely unnecessary foul …
He plays at one speed and that is fast and hard.
He cannot be guard by any human one on one.
He plays with zero doubt and zero conscience. And I mean that in – in the most positive, complimentary way possible.
If you don't like that, you don't like NBA basketball. Wow!