They testify together...
Apr. 29th, 2004 01:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
eruthrosIt's absolutely a joke, and I think you know what kind I mean. Wink wink nudge nudge say no more, eh?
I mean.
Bush and Cheney just finished testifying in private. It's practically a set-up for a joke, that.
Why'd they ask for no record of their testimony? A set-up for another joke.
And then there's this text summary from sfgate.com's link to the story: "The president emerges from a 3-hour meeting with 9/11 commissioners, telling reporters he 'enjoyed it,'" which is a ready-made punchline for a joke. Maybe that same joke, even. ("The President and the Vice-President walked into the Oval Office...")
And lordy, this from an AP story: "'There was some laughter from time to time. The president is a bit of a tease,' Thompson said in a telephone interview with The Associated Press." Um. Gosh. Does anyone use "tease" as a noun meaning a joker anymore? Point me to an instance. Because. Um. Lordy.
I finish this pointless post with another quote from Thompson: "There were no tense moments. I thought the president gave a five-star performance. I wish the American people could have seen it."
... wouldn't that be against Ashcroft's renewed war on smut?
I mean.
Bush and Cheney just finished testifying in private. It's practically a set-up for a joke, that.
Why'd they ask for no record of their testimony? A set-up for another joke.
And then there's this text summary from sfgate.com's link to the story: "The president emerges from a 3-hour meeting with 9/11 commissioners, telling reporters he 'enjoyed it,'" which is a ready-made punchline for a joke. Maybe that same joke, even. ("The President and the Vice-President walked into the Oval Office...")
And lordy, this from an AP story: "'There was some laughter from time to time. The president is a bit of a tease,' Thompson said in a telephone interview with The Associated Press." Um. Gosh. Does anyone use "tease" as a noun meaning a joker anymore? Point me to an instance. Because. Um. Lordy.
I finish this pointless post with another quote from Thompson: "There were no tense moments. I thought the president gave a five-star performance. I wish the American people could have seen it."
... wouldn't that be against Ashcroft's renewed war on smut?
