Teh Random
May. 17th, 2004 08:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
eruthrosWeird things found on the net:
Henry Kissinger/Deep Throat. There are no words.
Also, I was scanning down a list of stories looking for something when I hit a really, um, striking pseudonym -- "Dementia de Sade." So not kidding. Is it humanly possible for anyone named Dementia de Sade to write decent fanfiction? (Clearly, it's not possible for this particular Dementia de Sade: "So in the morning when I don't come to the bridge for my shift, they'll come in here and find me with a bullet in my head (or maybe the wall behind me, I'm not sure how that will pan out....) and blood and brain and skull spattering the walls and ceiling. My brain, the one thing that's allowed me to stay here for so long, will be total mush. No use to anyone anymore. I'm sick of being used.")
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eruthros's Author's Notes Hall of Fame:
And a meme. In theory, this meme tracks how many people click through your meme and all that. So it records the spread of the meme. Not, apparently, by lj user name or anything -- just by number, which is less cool. Still, interesting idea.
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Also, the lyrics to this song amuse me no end. (I love Crosspulse. But they're not touring anymore. Sniffle.) It features verses like "o / bein your woman / is a 24 hour - allnightstand - jukeboxmovie / I'm auditioning for the lead / but / everybody's tryin to get into the act" and "from Egypt to Asia / I longed for you / Miami drove me crazy / I horned for you / will you be my baby / will you be my man / I need you in my China / forget about Japan." So not kidding. It really needs the inflection to make the song, though. (That playlist meme for me ended up mostly foreign languages and lyrics like that, so I didn't post it. Maybe someday, when I really feel like transcribing Portuguese. I have one that's mostly rock, a'course, but it's nowhere near as interesting.)
Henry Kissinger/Deep Throat. There are no words.
Also, I was scanning down a list of stories looking for something when I hit a really, um, striking pseudonym -- "Dementia de Sade." So not kidding. Is it humanly possible for anyone named Dementia de Sade to write decent fanfiction? (Clearly, it's not possible for this particular Dementia de Sade: "So in the morning when I don't come to the bridge for my shift, they'll come in here and find me with a bullet in my head (or maybe the wall behind me, I'm not sure how that will pan out....) and blood and brain and skull spattering the walls and ceiling. My brain, the one thing that's allowed me to stay here for so long, will be total mush. No use to anyone anymore. I'm sick of being used.")
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eruthros's Author's Notes Hall of Fame:Since I have yet to see X2, this will be set somewhere before that. I am going to give Logan back his memory and make Xander his son.***
(Ahh, the exposition starts BEFORE the story! How handy!)
I got bitten by the bug and it wouldn't let me go till this was written...was originally written as a VigOrli fic...have changed it to a HP/SS fic.
(Because they're *so much* alike.)
Summary: As he is giving birth, Severus thinks back on how he and Harry arrived at this day.
Author's Notes: MPREG -- this isn't the Hollywood version of childbirth where there are two labor pains, a token push and a crying baby. I tell it like it is and I speak from experience.
(Ah yes, your personal experience with miraculous male pregnancy ... )
Author's Notes: It's Lisa's fault!!! Blame her! Then give many kudos and thanks to my betas, Elaine and Mary. They're the best!
(Why don't we blame you instead?)
THIS version of Blair has him do something VERY out-of-character from the TV show.again, this IS fiction.
(Great! Bad characterization, she's defensive about it, and bad grammar to boot!)
I know Jim acts a little out of character in this, but it's not supposed to be serious, so just go with the flow, OK?
(As we all know, admitting it makes it okay.)
This will have all of our characters OOC. Especially Xander.
(Um. I just... what can you say?)
Disclaimer: If the characters were mine they would be in a lot more pain. Alas, they're JKR's.
(Well, I suppose it's actually an incredibly concise and accurate way to summarize the story. Still -- more pain than in JKR's version? What, are we going to shoot their dogs, steal their girlfriends, and run off in their pickup trucks?)
And a meme. In theory, this meme tracks how many people click through your meme and all that. So it records the spread of the meme. Not, apparently, by lj user name or anything -- just by number, which is less cool. Still, interesting idea.
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Also, the lyrics to this song amuse me no end. (I love Crosspulse. But they're not touring anymore. Sniffle.) It features verses like "o / bein your woman / is a 24 hour - allnightstand - jukeboxmovie / I'm auditioning for the lead / but / everybody's tryin to get into the act" and "from Egypt to Asia / I longed for you / Miami drove me crazy / I horned for you / will you be my baby / will you be my man / I need you in my China / forget about Japan." So not kidding. It really needs the inflection to make the song, though. (That playlist meme for me ended up mostly foreign languages and lyrics like that, so I didn't post it. Maybe someday, when I really feel like transcribing Portuguese. I have one that's mostly rock, a'course, but it's nowhere near as interesting.)
