Okay guys...

[eruthros]

... I don't know this person at all, I just saw her on a friends' facebook friends page.

And I think this is the most hilarious status update I have ever seen in my life. Ready?

"Phoebe is breaking up with her life partner of three years, Jenny. Turns out we're both hetero. 3:59pm."

*boggles* OMG you guys. As a status update! On facebook! WHAT?

Comments

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

bzuh??

[eruthros]

I don't know! It's, like, public oversharing city or something.

[panisdead.livejournal.com]

Jeeeeez.

"Moving to Tibet to become a monk. Turns out I'm Buddhist. 4:02pm."

[eruthros]

Yep! It just, you know, "turns out." *g*

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

Someone's losing a toaster over this! :D

[eruthros]

Dude, do you think there's a special repo agency that only does toasters and other recruited-some-number-of-lesbians appliances?

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

Yeah. They install gaydar, too. :D

[m-shell.livejournal.com]

1) um. i think after 3 years, you don't GET to be straight anymore.
2) dude...um. inappropriate much? somebody needs a therapist instead of the internet, huh?
3) still stuck on the "life partner of three years" => "hetero." W. T. F.

[eruthros]

1) I'm with you

2) TOTALLY

3) Yep, still with you, because ... WTF.

[joie-de-livre.livejournal.com]

1) wouldn't that make them more like "three years partners" rather than "life partners"?
2) I can't help thinking that this is a Second Life thing, in which case: OMG Second Life updates on Facebook! I think that's kind of awesome and postmodern!
3) I think it's kind of funny that the LJ spellcheck doesn't include newer web-type words (including, funny enough, "LJ" and "spellcheck". But come on, "OMG" and "Facebook" should totally be in there by now.

[eruthros]

1) Yes. Yes it would.

2) Ha! Sadly, I think it's probably not a second life reference.

3) That's because LJ uses some other open-source dictionary and can't add anything to it. Weird, though!