Okay guys...

[eruthros]

... I don't know this person at all, I just saw her on a friends' facebook friends page.

And I think this is the most hilarious status update I have ever seen in my life. Ready?

"Phoebe is breaking up with her life partner of three years, Jenny. Turns out we're both hetero. 3:59pm."

*boggles* OMG you guys. As a status update! On facebook! WHAT?

Comments

[m-shell.livejournal.com]

1) um. i think after 3 years, you don't GET to be straight anymore.
2) dude...um. inappropriate much? somebody needs a therapist instead of the internet, huh?
3) still stuck on the "life partner of three years" => "hetero." W. T. F.

[eruthros]

1) I'm with you

2) TOTALLY

3) Yep, still with you, because ... WTF.