Snow day! With squid!
Mar. 1st, 2005 09:18 amThis is my very first snow day EVER. They got up to 8 inches in the Philly suburbs, and all the schools where I teach are closed. How very odd!
Because
sineala had today off, as well, we amused ourselves by writing cliche-ridden cop dramas featuring the Hogwarts Giant Squid.
eruthros: Ducks are also fun.
eruthros: So are squid, actually. Squid are, like, inherently funny.
sineala: Hey, they are! Squid! Heh. That's cool.
eruthros: That's why the HP Giant Squid is EXTRA funny.
eruthros: He's a GIANT. SQUID.
eruthros: Squid! Underwater life-saving squid!
sineala: Duuude. You know, that would totally be a good crime drama setup. Well, a funny one, anyway.
eruthros: *g* Word.
eruthros: That could be the theme song. "Squid! Underwater life-saving SQUIIID!"
sineala: It would be even better if it made the Law and Order Noise. And the squid had dramatic expressions. Or dramatic ink-squirting.
eruthros: I was picturing the credits with images of a stern-looking squid in the background, squirting in some direction or another to whip guns out of ... people's? ... hands, or catch falling ... women? ...
sineala: Well, I would certainly be intrigued enough to watch it, anyway.
eruthros: Yes! To see the squid heroically save the day!
sineala: Totally.
eruthros: Or maybe sometimes the squid would FAIL. And then there would be giant-squid ANGST.
sineala: With a sad sad squid.
eruthros: Yes.
eruthros: And maybe sometimes the squid would accidentally have squidall relations with an evil temptress squid.( Oh no! What happens then? )
Because
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