Dear person who shares my last name,

[eruthros]

I suspect that you will find that no prospective dates contact you, no matter how many dating websites you join! I suspect that this might have something to do with the way you keep using my gmail address as your user name! Since I would have to log in to change the email address, and you inconsiderately didn't provide me with your password, you will likely find yourself dateless. And I will find myself hitting "report spam" a lot.

No love,
eruthros

PS: You overdrafted twice on your Wells Fargo account yesterday. You might want to look into that.

PPS: Also, can you get your mom to stop it with the email forwards? I had to make a filter just for her address.

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[amadi]

I've gotten everything from some guy's illegal Indonesian steroid purchase confirmation to numerous dating site e-mails. Someone signed up for e-freaking-Homophobic-Harmony with my address, so I went and got their password and filled out their "personality profile" for them, since they hadn't, and made them an angry, depressed, aggressive, insecure, insensitive crank who was 4'10", harbored bisexual tendencies and was desperate for immediate marriage.

What can I say, I had time on my hands.