Dear person who shares my last name,

[eruthros]

I suspect that you will find that no prospective dates contact you, no matter how many dating websites you join! I suspect that this might have something to do with the way you keep using my gmail address as your user name! Since I would have to log in to change the email address, and you inconsiderately didn't provide me with your password, you will likely find yourself dateless. And I will find myself hitting "report spam" a lot.

No love,
eruthros

PS: You overdrafted twice on your Wells Fargo account yesterday. You might want to look into that.

PPS: Also, can you get your mom to stop it with the email forwards? I had to make a filter just for her address.

Comments

[toft]

Also, I think it would be a fitting revenge to be like, 'Dear so-and-so, your child keeps registering to dating websites in my name. Please tell them off, and also say that bigdick111 says to call them.'

[thingswithwings]

+1