Interventions
Nov. 18th, 2007 02:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
So I was having one of those conversations you have with fannish friends. You know.
thingswithwings was telling me a story idea, and she said, god, what am I even doing, somebody's gonna stage an intervention any day now. And I, of course, pointed out that this was Stargate: Atlantis, and that you probably couldn't get an intervention for anything less than "the story in which Rodney and John sit in the office all day without talking to each other and just do paperwork," and perhaps not even then.
So, guys, what does it take to get an intervention in SGA? How far do you have to go?
Like, imagine your fannish friend who's been with you for the last three fandoms. You even bailed out of the X-Files at the same time! It has been so wonderful and lovely. But now she's gone a little bit off the rails in this wild and crazy SGA fandom.
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So, guys, what does it take to get an intervention in SGA? How far do you have to go?
Like, imagine your fannish friend who's been with you for the last three fandoms. You even bailed out of the X-Files at the same time! It has been so wonderful and lovely. But now she's gone a little bit off the rails in this wild and crazy SGA fandom.
[Poll #1090767]
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Date: 2007-11-18 07:59 pm (UTC)...not really. PS, I am writing Radiohead songfic RIGHT NOW, how did you KNOW?
PPS, there is no intervening in this fandom. we're past the point of no return, dude.
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Date: 2007-11-18 08:28 pm (UTC)eta: I'm a moron. Amnesiac is a Radiohead album? I am bad at music! so, in conclusion, you win. ;)
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Date: 2007-11-18 08:13 pm (UTC)ALSO, Radiohead songfic -- I just thought you seemed the type, dude. So I thought I would shame you here by calling it out!
Actually, maybe I should have said Evanescence. You know, "My Immortal" or something. Do you remember the Evanescence Vidding Period? I think it gets its own wave, practically. Like, third wave of vidding, 3.5 is Evanescence, fourth.
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Date: 2007-11-18 08:39 pm (UTC)if you really wanted to callback to songfic, you should've said Sarah McLaughlin or Celine Dion or something. Remember that Spike/Xander fic where Xander was a secret cutter and always lit candles and spread out black silk before cutting his thighs and listening to Sarah McLaughlin's Surfacing? Because I DO.
(we should start a new community like sga_storyfinders, only it should be rememberthe90s_storyfinders or something, so people can be like, what was that x-files fic where Mulder and Scully were kept in an egg for a year and Mulder was forced to rape Scully to impregnate her and they kept hearing windchimes? or like, what was the due South fic where RayK was still getting beaten by his dad at 30-whatever years old and Fraser saves him and then they have healing sex? and then we can all be ruefully amused.)
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Date: 2007-11-18 08:48 pm (UTC)I mean, how else will I be able to point people to the X-Files story where Krycek's a mute mermaid with sharp teeth? Or where Scully hires somebody to rape Krycek to get him out of Mulder's life? Without googling, I mean, which seems like work.
Man, I totally should've said Sarah McLaughlin, but I have blocked out that part of fandom. I pretend it didn't even happen in dS canon, and that takes some doing. (REALLY black silk? REALLY?)
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Date: 2007-11-18 08:53 pm (UTC)\o/ (http://cesperanza.imeem.com/video/q8Y2WmzM/speranza_sga_kingoftheworld/) ! My patheticness continues unabated!!!
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Date: 2007-11-18 10:00 pm (UTC)I was going to say that we already have one, it's called my LJ, but I don't think I've read "A Fish Called Krycek" so I have to back out.
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Date: 2007-11-18 10:05 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2007-11-18 10:03 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-11-20 07:15 pm (UTC)As a bonus, all the women in canon are killed off in chapter 1!
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Date: 2007-11-21 01:50 am (UTC)I actually never read Life from the Ashes! Which is incredible, because I would read just about anything back in the X-Files. Unless it was just impossibly godawful, and even impossibly godawful was okay if I was bored.
I understand it to be one of those post-apocalypticish ones? Where there's, like, a huge alien virus thing and then half the population dies and then Mulder and Krycek get together for some reason? Over the course of 1000+ K?
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Date: 2007-11-21 01:56 am (UTC)So, the men not being afflicted with the virus, they start changing into various types, presumably to distract them from the fact that every woman they've ever met has died. Some are wizards, some ogres, some vaguely ghosty undead type of creatures, and Our Own Agent Mulder is turned into a rarity, some kind of pheromone-exuding sex-magnet perma-healing wonder. (There is considerable interest in the fact that, every time he has anal sex, afterward he "regains his virginity." I think this was written before the prevalence of Minotaur's sex site.) And then, all the characters (Okay, Krycek and Skinner) start fighting over him!!
It was a very long series of stories, so long I can't remember if I ever got to the end. But... ogres! And wizards! Fighting over a sex-magnet canon character (who weeps)! It's almost as good as the mythical (never read by me) Sentinel story about evil hyperevolved overlord cats who enslave mankind!!
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Date: 2007-11-21 02:07 am (UTC)......
Um.
Okay. Ogres and wizards. Sex-magnet perma-healing weeping Mulder. Check. That sounds hilarious.
But, for SGA, I guess... WHY NOT. SGA could totally do that these days! As
PS: I don't think I read the Sentinel story with the evil hyperevolved overlord overseer cats. But I did read at least a couple pages of the one where Jim was a panther-alien with a spikey penis, and Blair was being kept as a slave by Naomi who was probably a space whore or something and some guy she was into, and wore, like, gold chains in a cage, or something, and was twelve. And then Jim bought him. And events, I presume, unfolded. I think it was in a bazillion parts.
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Date: 2007-11-21 05:31 am (UTC)I'd read that! But then I have a terrible weakness for mermaid stories, far more so than unicorns.
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Date: 2007-11-30 05:08 pm (UTC)Write something completely different...
Date: 2007-11-21 02:15 pm (UTC)Re: Write something completely different...
Date: 2007-11-30 05:06 pm (UTC)/capslock
No, seriously. AWESOME.
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Date: 2007-11-29 11:57 pm (UTC)no subject
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