These articles suck.

[eruthros]

So, it's time for a round of assertions. These are the rules that I've just made up, and I'm backing them up with a gun that I ... borrowed from the national rifle association.

1. Form an assertion founded on "if." ("If X were a Y, it would be Z." "If X went to school, it would do Q.")
2. Back it up with some evidence. From youtube. You know. "Evidence."
3. Pass the buck.
4. Comment on other assertions.

Ready? Okay.

If John Sheppard were a lead singer, he'd totally be David Byrne running laps around the stage during the guitar breaks.

Look! See? There he is jumping up and down and doing awkward arm gestures and, not incidentally, singing "Life During Wartime."

I've proved my point. Your turn!

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[eruthros]

*g* I have to say I was kinda horrified myself. OH MY GOD, I said, look at that HAIR. Also, what if my neighbors hear this song?

Query: if you're going falsetto, and weird vocal acrobatics, what about ... Freddie Mercury?